People always go, “Dude how many of these things are you going to get?” And I’m like, “All of them, duh.”
I would like to help this gentleman. Please donate your VHS copy of Speed to him if you can.
Interviewer: You once said that it was unfortunate your stepfather died before you had the chance to kill him. Why did you want to kill him?
Vince: The way he beat my mom, you know, and the way he treated me. I never gave up. My philosophy, that I learned probably then, is that in a fight of any kind, if I’m not dead.. I win. And he used to beat me unmercifully.
Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.
It’s pure happiness for both of them
I’m fucking sobbing.
chicago you lackin
Apparently CM Punk pursuing his real passion of being a train conductor didn’t work out