fuckyeah1990s:

 People always go, “Dude how many of these things are you going to get?” And I’m like, “All of them, duh.”

I would like to help this gentleman. Please donate your VHS copy of Speed to him if you can.

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Interviewer: You once said that it was unfortunate your stepfather died before you had the chance to kill him. Why did you want to kill him?

Vince: The way he beat my mom, you know, and the way he treated me. I never gave up. My philosophy, that I learned probably then, is that in a fight of any kind, if I’m not dead.. I win. And he used to beat me unmercifully.

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puppiesarerad:

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

I’m fucking sobbing.

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erinthepirate:

Shark + Chalk = Awesome

bobodenkirk:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER

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turbanoutfiitters:

chicago you lackin

Apparently CM Punk pursuing his real passion of being a train conductor didn’t work out

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